Last night, I sneezed. And wouldn’t you know it, I actually needed a tissue. For most people, a sneeze would normally signify use of a tissue — don’t get me started on how I’m unlike 99% of the population.

I felt the juices flowing, [thought I had] finished wiping. And ended up stoppering my nostril with more tissue.

Damn nosebleed. First one of the year. Too violent a sneeze? I may never know. But those things usually occur few and far between for me.