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If you’re responsible enough to hold a job, you’re responsible enough to clean up after yourself if you bleed/pee/poop on the toilet seat.

Come to think of it, the same applies to men as well.

Flu shot 2008.

First time I flinched during the ordeal (really, not that bad). But they must have grazed a nerve or something. My left deltoid feels all sorts of twitchy.

I’ve come down with some bastardized version of a cold. The day before my birthday. I think my abs are getting one of the best workouts they’ve had in a while — sneezing in sets of 4-5 every 10-20 minutes. Ugh.

Don’t go when you URGENTLY NEED to go. Only go when you have to. There’s a fine line that shouldn’t be crossed when you’re dealing with an automatic flusher. Sudden uncontrolled movements may trigger the flush mechanism — and then you’re dealing with a highly unsanitary, non-temperature control bidet.

Last night, I sneezed. And wouldn’t you know it, I actually needed a tissue. For most people, a sneeze would normally signify use of a tissue — don’t get me started on how I’m unlike 99% of the population.

I felt the juices flowing, [thought I had] finished wiping. And ended up stoppering my nostril with more tissue.

Damn nosebleed. First one of the year. Too violent a sneeze? I may never know. But those things usually occur few and far between for me.