election


With a jumbo-sized serving of lazy. With a good side of writer’s block too. But it’s more the lazy than anything else.  So, I leave you with some thoughts.

  • Me, like most other Long Islanders, are disgusted and generally grumpy at Spitzer’s poor showing yesterday. Or just his poor showing overall as Governor. Hypocrite.
  • I wonder if there were any other high-profile Clients in that VIP Club. At least now that they’re under investigation, I’m sure something will come to light. Although, possibly, none as shock-inducing as the mention of Spitzer.
  • Newsday was kind enough to provide a sex-scandals through the years in US politics today. Included: Senator Larry Craig, former Governor (I’m so jaded that I can’t even remember the guy’s title) McGreevey, former Pres Billy-boy Clinton, and two others I’m far too young to remember.
  • I’m honestly sick and tired of half my MySpace list shoving Hillary propaganda down my throat. “You’re not a real woman if you don’t vote for Hillary.” Yeah right. I’m going to be a real woman regardless of WHO I vote for. That’s what my DNA says.
  • I’ve never thought about politics this much in my entire life. Really.
  • Why don’t 90% of recruiters know how to use spellcheck?
  • I need to bring back my inspiration series. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, see here.
  • ‘kerf’ is a valid word in Scrabble. I never knew that it was actually a word.
  • I’ve got Photoshop again, but I’ve forgotten how to use it.
  • I think I should go into hibernation every winter. I’m phenomenally good at sleeping for long periods of time. In addition to that, I don’t retain heat.
  • You know there are people who are just walking space heaters? They just radiate heat all day long. I should be a walking air conditioner. The air surrounding me is a proven 5 degrees cooler than the rest of the atmosphere. **
  • Young people like Barack Obama because of his potential to make change happen. For most of my life, I’ve been told that I need to look outside old conventions to be able to do something new and innovative. Hillary Clinton represents the old school, the old convention. Not only that, but she’s also a petulant bitch. Besides, she makes comments about how there’s been too much Bush for too long. So, why would we really want ANOTHER Clinton? Just sayin.
  • I hate being political. I’m just plain averse to it. My last stint in politics was in 9th grade. I ran for Student Council Representative. I won once before, in 4th grade. And I was completely awful at it. I don’t know why I ran a 2nd time, nor why any of my classmates even nominated me.
  • I hate when I come up with a series of awesome ideas for a post, but by the time I get to the computer, I’ve forgotten half of them.

**NOTE: It’s not really scientifically proven. Be smart about this.

but if you registered as an independent in New York State, you weren’t able to vote on Super Tuesday.

bleh