I try really really hard not to laugh when recruiters keep contacting me to reply to them concerning this “AWESOME POSITION” that’s “FILLING UP QUICKLY” and “OTHER PEOPLE WOULD KILL [well, not exactly that particular terminology] FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.” How generically upbeat of you.

It’s not just that. It’s the fact that this one guy appears in the TO: section as one name, yet has an email signature with a completely different name. And on top of that, gives me a completely generic email to reply back to. Like recruiters@*******.com

Really now.